Generals, monsters overwhelmed by new options
Discord in the mess halls and dank caves of the Mortal Realms as warlords and abominations alike digest the news out of Azyrheim regarding their new roles on the battlefield.
Archaon not feeling needed, takes holiday
After ages of eternal war and conquest the Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse is taking the chance to have a well-deserved break.
New era approaches, generals wary of raising new armies
Azyr has been abuzz with rumours regarding Sigmar’s intention to update the rules of war. Initially thought to be a boon, this excitement has quickly become a curse to the Azyrite High Council as generals become increasingly unwilling to recruit troops or fight battles. “I don’t see the point,” explained local warlord Kres the Bloodier. … Continue reading New era approaches, generals wary of raising new armies
Swamps swarmed by seers, soothsayers
Since the Age of Myth rickety towers and caravans have been the traditional dens of the fortune teller. However times have changed, and we are receiving reports that the humble bog has become the centre of interest for many seers.
‘Bloodthirsty’ an offensive term, claim vampires
A petition has just been submitted by the Soulblight Dynasties of Shyish, outlining their belief that ‘bloodthirsty’ as a term is offensive to vampires and should be retired.
“They stole our god,” allege Beastmen
Controversy in Ghur recently as the Beasts of Chaos bring legal action against the Forces of Destruction in response to their hiring of Kragnos, the End of Empires.
Investigation: Where in the World is Ulfenkarn?
Azyrite society has been shaken after the sudden and unexplained disappearance of Ulfenkarn, popularly known as the Cursed City. Until recently it was considered an important destination for vampire hunters and evangelists of the Sigmarite faith, but was recently expunged from Azyrite records without warning. Visitors to the site report seeing a sizeable smoking crater, … Continue reading Investigation: Where in the World is Ulfenkarn?
Commentators spawn new god, Lord of Hot Takes
Weeks of tremors and quakes have finally subsided, and their origin has now become clear. A brand new ruinous power, provisionally named the Lord of Hot Takes, has been born in the Realm of Chaos.
Skaven jealous, demand upgrades
After several months of watching their rivals unveil new and improved versions of their ancient heroes, the Skaven of Blight City have begun to agitate the Council of Thirteen for upgrades themselves. “Not fair-fair,” explained a local clanrat. “Frog-thing get new chair, daemon-thing get growth-gains, while Eshin-allies look like monkey-things!” Acting in response to the … Continue reading Skaven jealous, demand upgrades
