Local Ogor able to stand so still he becomes invisible
We have received news from Ghur of an ogor that possesses a deeply unusual talent. Through deep meditation and strength…
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Archaon beginning to lose track of cults in his service
The year-long recruitment drive for the Slaves to Darkness continues apace, with the Chaos Legionnaries and Horns of Hashut recently…
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Ogors try adding gunpowder to artillery, reap benefits
A technological breakthrough for the Mawtribes this week as Gutsmiths begin to remove the compressed-air canisters from their Ironblasters and…
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Eternus pursued by Sigmarite copyright lawyers
Eternus – Blade of the First Prince, Champion of Black Lightning, Intellectual Property Thief? That is the accusation being leveled…
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Ironclad flees airborne Stonehorn
Terror and fear in the skies above tonight as the Iron Profit, an Arkanaut Ironclad of the Barak-Nar skyport, makes…
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New generation of Chaos Warrior outclasses old with improved armour, poses
Angst amongst the Slaves to Darkness this week as the dark hordes prepare to welcome a new generation of stronger,…
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Authors rush to complete Battlescroll substitute
It has been over a month since the prophesied return of the Battlescroll, a powerful artefact published by Sigmar every…
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Ironjaw overly dependent on mount, unable to move without it
A case of suffering from success today as Big Gruk, Ironjaw, has finally admitted that he is unable to move…
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‘WhackChop’ technique continues to prove controversial
For several months Gordrakk, the Fist of Gork, has been spreading word of the ‘WhackChop’, a method of fighting he…
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Disciples of Tzeentch, Lumineth scry future, call off battle due to foregone conclusion
A highly anticipated battle between the forces of Teclis and Tzeentch was called off at the last minute today as…
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Sigmar forbids entry into Golden Demon, cites daemonic influence
After a weekend celebrating creative expression and artistic perfection, painters of the Mortal Realms have been blindsided by a declaration…
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Ghur drained of energy, excess Krondspine use blamed
A realm long feared and respected for its animalistic savagery, Ghur has been the target of many factions seeking to…
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Gnomad trail goes off course, passes through Varanspire
Confusion in the Eightpoints today as Archaon and his Varanguard bore witness to a Gnomad caravan crashing directly through the…
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Skaven increasingly doubt existence of man-things
Rumours abound in the underburrows of a race of creatures living on the surface world, standing on two-legs like a…
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“They must be up to something” – Gloomspite Gitz’ underperformance sparks desperate hope
It has been several days since the much-anticipated re-emergence of the Gloomspite Gitz failed to materialise, the spotlight instead being…
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Zealous Khorne worshipper hospitalised due to iron overload
Famous Khorne champion Nik Toestubber has been laid low this morning and admitted to the Varanhospital with symptoms including joint…
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Tzaangor sign exclusivity agreement, abandon Greatfrays
Shock and dismay amongst the forces of Chaos this past week as the Tzaangor, previously a force shared both by…
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Archaon demands creation of ‘Chaos Squig’
In response to falling recruitment numbers and shrinking market share, Archaon Everchosen is executing several bold strategies to shore up…
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Lumineth general concedes defeat, deploys army half-coloured
It has been a trying few weeks for Lord Regent Uthralle as he attempts to muster an army for the…
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Kharadron Overlord profits up despite grot boycott
The annual profit reports issued by the Geldraad council are appointment reading for the economists of the Realms, representing the…
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Army of Gnoblars immediately routed – “There was nothing I could do”
Disturbances in the Realm of Ghur this morning as Gurlog Gitkicker, Ogor Tyrant, expresses his dismay at having his legions…
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Price of blood skyrockets – worshippers suffer
Despite record levels of violence and mayhem throughout the Realms, blood worshippers of all kinds have been struggling at the…
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Gods, heroes living in fear of Purple Sun
A new day has dawned on the Mortal Realms with the rising of the Purple Sun of Shyish. Historically regarded…
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Skaven council meets to discuss critical issues
The Council of Thirteen, the cabal that claims rulership over all of Skavendom, has met in Blight City today in…
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Troggs face identity crisis over battlefield role
There is a sense of excitement settling over the Realms this week as generals begin to swap out their monsters…
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