Morathi-Khaine accused of clinginess, micromanagement
Several months ago we reported on the results of a survey showing that Morathi-Khaine, also known simply as Morathi, was considered the most active god in the Mortal Realms. We return to that story today with reports that what was previously understood as dependability has now crossed into something worse, with Morathi now seen as … Continue reading Morathi-Khaine accused of clinginess, micromanagement
Colour scheme fundamental to battlefield performance, say experts
An extensive survey of the Stormcast Eternals has just been completed measuring a range of factors, from success in the field to general feelings of wellbeing. While the results are being collated one finding has immediately been brought to the public’s attention: the colour of a Stormcast’s armour will significantly affect how they perform during … Continue reading Colour scheme fundamental to battlefield performance, say experts
Editorial | 2021 – It’s Over
Welcome readers to the long-awaited new year. Now that I’m writing this post I’m beginning to think that title might be a little click-baity so I’ll start by saying that the Azyr Weekly is not going anywhere. Far from it; the Weekly will continue to plague your timelines for some time to come. Instead I … Continue reading Editorial | 2021 – It’s Over
Nighthaunt losses attributed to lack of bone density
Despite a devastating few weeks during the early days of the Soul Wars, the Nighthaunt have begun to fade into the background. Several masters of the Nighthaunt have banded together to try and find a solution to the problem, forming a conclave on the outskirts of Nagashizzar. After several days of deliberation, the conclave has … Continue reading Nighthaunt losses attributed to lack of bone density
Special Issue: Sigmar proclaims changes, Realms react
After weeks of anticipation and attempted prognostication, Sigmar has finally released his long awaited changes to the rules of war. Far from simply impacting the armies of Order, the proclamation has had wide-ranging effects for all factions. Chaos is in an uproar, responding to rumours put out by Sigmar that Archaon is attempting to court … Continue reading Special Issue: Sigmar proclaims changes, Realms react
Nurgle restructures, decimates own armies
Nurgle has struck at the established wisdom of the Realms’ strategists this past week as it becomes clear that his armies will be significantly reduced in size, alongside a general reorganisation of his forces. Commentators have proposed that Nurgle is working towards a more focused and elite composition in his warbands, a sharp move away … Continue reading Nurgle restructures, decimates own armies
Bilepiper branches into daemonic mainstream
Breaking news from our music correspondents as we can exclusively reveal that Gloptrop of the Bloatful Tunes, Realms-famous Bilepiper, has dropped his contract with Nurgle and started his transition into becoming a conventional artist. “It was a definite risk, for sure,” Gloptrop told our reporters. “But I was dying to express my own truth, not … Continue reading Bilepiper branches into daemonic mainstream
Innocent but smelly individual conscripted into Blightking ranks
Humiliation amongst the Blightkings today as it is revealed that Sumpson Rottoe is not a sworn worshiper of the Plague God, but instead a particularly odorous individual who got press-ganged by accident. “I was just sitting outside my farm house playing a game of Battlesword when they came,” Rottoe confided exclusively to the Azyr Weekly … Continue reading Innocent but smelly individual conscripted into Blightking ranks
Blightlords, Blightkings clash over unclear ranks
Confusion reigns in Nurgle’s Garden today as foot soldiers and generals alike clash in a war of words to untangle what has become a fundamentally unintuitive hierarchy. The issue was first raised by the Blightkings, who felt that their title put them on at least equal footing to the Blightlords, if not higher, and thus … Continue reading Blightlords, Blightkings clash over unclear ranks
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