Orruks not green, just envious
Shock in the Mortal Realms this week as researchers in Azyr make an earth-shaking discovery – orruks are not naturally…
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Flesh-eater Courts misread memo, attempt rank-and-flank
Recent rumours of an Old World revival have taken the Mortal Realms by storm. Chivalrous knights in particular have been…
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Nagash’s purchase of Squeekr continues to embarrass
Some time has passed since Nagash purchased Skaven communication medium Squeekr after an ill-advised boast, but time has not made…
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Citizens urged to avoid Nurgle-produced pro-biotic yoghurt
Health-conscious shoppers are being encouraged to exercise due diligence when doing their weekly shop. In particular, people are being urged…
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Bookstores struggle to honour refund policy on Arcane Tomes
It has been a rough week for bookstores in the wake of Sigmar’s most recent proclamation. Now that wizards are…
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Stormcast Eternals given participation medals after battle
Despite a devastating defeat at the Battle of Battered Roofs, the Hammers of Sigmar have recently performed a victory parade…
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Pink Horrors rated least horrific daemon
It has been a tough time for the Horrors of Tzeentch as of late. Not only have they received widespread…
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Khorne institutes controversial blood offering guidelines
After aeons of caring not from whence the blood flowed, Khorne has recently announced a list of restrictions on how…
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Rival Slaanesh worshippers caught in infinite temptation loop
What was originally a simple skirmish between two Slaaneshi warlords has now escalated into a conflict of apocalyptic proportions as…
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Nagash demands Necromancer’s Day in wake of Women’s Day
Taking a break from his ancient grudge against Sigmar, Nagash has turned his wrath against the women of the Mortal…
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Khorne opens submissions for new word to replace blood-, skull-
After a decade of possessing well-established nomenclature, the Blood God is looking to shake things up. They have sent out…
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General unable to continue day two of battles due to sore back
Despite a day full of glory and success, Sir Reginald the fabled general has been unable to continue his campaign…
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Deepkin reminded Leviadon ownership is centuries-long commitment
The animal right’s group RUFF (Realm-wide Union for Feral Friends) has today issued a reminder to the Deepkin enclaves in…
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Interest in Gobbapalooza entrance exam skyrockets
It has been a busy week in Skrappa Spill as hundreds of hopeful young grots register to take the tests…
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Brayherd numbers plummet as cost of living hits home
After years of affordable living in the wild places of the Realms, not even the Beasts of Chaos have proven…
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Skaven engineers raise concerns over peak warpstone
A pack of Warlock-Engineers have raised concerns in Blight City about the potentially limited nature of warpstone, the resource upon…
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Job satisfaction for Warriors, Knights skyrockets – “It’s good to be back”
The most recent survey of the Chaos workforce has just been published, presenting a series of interesting results that the…
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Skull Throne diminished due to delays in Realm-wide logistics
Upset in the Brass Citadel this week as continued delays result in a conspicuously skull-sized hole in Khorne’s throne. The…
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General saves big, assembles army via lucky dip
It was a quiet year for Reginald the Oblique, famed Freeguild general. However he has vowed to set the new…
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Person-sized heroes coming out of their cave, hoping to do just fine
News of updated rules of war are spreading quickly throughout the Realms, generals delighted with the opportunity to revisit old…
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Nagash soul-construct just re-coloured Stormcast Eternal
The feud between Sigmar and Nagash has continued this past week, with Nagash revealing what he claims is the next…
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Ghoul King completes rite of passage, carves throne from rock.
What is a king without his throne? This is a question that plagues all members of the Flesh-eater Courts, and…
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Firebelly still searching for sense of belonging
Neither a Beastclaw Raider nor a Gutbuster, the lonely Firebelly leads a solitary existence. Worshipping Gorkamorka as the Sun Eater,…
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Local Ogor able to stand so still he becomes invisible
We have received news from Ghur of an ogor that possesses a deeply unusual talent. Through deep meditation and strength…
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Archaon beginning to lose track of cults in his service
The year-long recruitment drive for the Slaves to Darkness continues apace, with the Chaos Legionnaries and Horns of Hashut recently…
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