Despite centuries of good relations and close cooperation in the creation of the Stormcast Eternals, Sigmar has surprised many in the Realms by removing all reference to Grungni and his role in forging his favoured warriors.
There has been some consternation in recent days over the role of Bonesplitterz tribes in the recently reorganized Orruk Warclans. Although the jury is still out on their potential combat effectiveness, many have expressed concern that the Bonesplitterz aren’t as ‘fun’ as they used to be.
In this new era of warfare within the Mortal Realms, the Seraphon are hoping to position themselves on the cutting edge of military developments. This is why Skink artisans and Saurus generals have worked together to produce the latest in reptilian warfare: A Slann with a gun.
After yet another proclamation from Azyr adjusting the function of Awakened Wyldwoods, the Sylvaneth have taken the unprecedented step of untangling their society and military operations from the magical groves.
After months of domination on the battlefield the Seraphon menace has declined substantially. Although still considered a significant threat, the cold-blooded armies are no longer achieving the results they had seen before Sigmar updated the rules of war. This has led to the Slann ordering a significant cutback in the Realms’ skink population to conserve … Continue reading Skinks to be culled after Seraphon fail to perform
After surveying the deities of the Mortal Realms we at the Azyr Weekly are able to bring you this exclusive scoop: Mortahi-Khaine is officially the hardest working deity in any pantheon, attending over 90% of her worshipper’s battles in person.
The academies and barracks of Azyr have been rocked in recent days by a set of rules issued by the Supreme Lord of Undeath. Released in anticipation of the upcoming Battle of a Hundred Faces in Shyish, the ‘supplementary rules’ have proved controversial at best.
Generals across the Mortal Realms have submitted a formal complaint to Sigmar, upon his failure to update the Authorised Pantheon Parchment (colloquially known as the APP) alongside his new rules of war issued last month. A copy of this mystical artefact is traditionally handed out to every aspiring warlord, and contains within its depths not … Continue reading Confusion and anger as Sigmar neglects to update APP
Despite acting as Sigmar’s chosen children in the Realms, representing the God-King himself to those who worship him, the Stormcast Eternals’ compensation has remained a mystery to all. That is until recently when a leak from the Sigmarabulum revealed that Stormcast are not paid at all.