Gnomad trail goes off course, passes through Varanspire
Confusion in the Eightpoints today as Archaon and his Varanguard bore witness to a Gnomad caravan crashing directly through the…
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Skaven increasingly doubt existence of man-things
Rumours abound in the underburrows of a race of creatures living on the surface world, standing on two-legs like a…
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“They must be up to something” – Gloomspite Gitz’ underperformance sparks desperate hope
It has been several days since the much-anticipated re-emergence of the Gloomspite Gitz failed to materialise, the spotlight instead being…
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Zealous Khorne worshipper hospitalised due to iron overload
Famous Khorne champion Nik Toestubber has been laid low this morning and admitted to the Varanhospital with symptoms including joint…
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Tzaangor sign exclusivity agreement, abandon Greatfrays
Shock and dismay amongst the forces of Chaos this past week as the Tzaangor, previously a force shared both by…
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Archaon demands creation of ‘Chaos Squig’
In response to falling recruitment numbers and shrinking market share, Archaon Everchosen is executing several bold strategies to shore up…
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Lumineth general concedes defeat, deploys army half-coloured
It has been a trying few weeks for Lord Regent Uthralle as he attempts to muster an army for the…
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Kharadron Overlord profits up despite grot boycott
The annual profit reports issued by the Geldraad council are appointment reading for the economists of the Realms, representing the…
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Army of Gnoblars immediately routed – “There was nothing I could do”
Disturbances in the Realm of Ghur this morning as Gurlog Gitkicker, Ogor Tyrant, expresses his dismay at having his legions…
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Price of blood skyrockets – worshippers suffer
Despite record levels of violence and mayhem throughout the Realms, blood worshippers of all kinds have been struggling at the…
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Gods, heroes living in fear of Purple Sun
A new day has dawned on the Mortal Realms with the rising of the Purple Sun of Shyish. Historically regarded…
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Skaven council meets to discuss critical issues
The Council of Thirteen, the cabal that claims rulership over all of Skavendom, has met in Blight City today in…
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Troggs face identity crisis over battlefield role
There is a sense of excitement settling over the Realms this week as generals begin to swap out their monsters…
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Local Lord of Change ‘just winging it’
Famous for their foresight, feared for their manipulations, the Lords of Change are considered by many to be amongst the…
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Mortarch just out to cause trouble
Frustration tonight in the Realm of Death as Mannfred, Mortarch of Night, proves to be a continuous thorn in the…
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Generals battling to tight schedule demand timers, cause controversy
The past weekend saw the conclusion of the World Battle, an immense conflict bringing together armies from all across the…
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Stormcast technically undead- Azyr in uproar
A pedantic scholar has done what centuries of work by the Ruinous Powers could not – completely undermined trust in…
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Skaven Deathmaster tries yoga, finally chills out
Celebration in the Under-empire today as Deatmaster Katch, notorious assassin of the Clans Eshin, marks 100 days without flipping out…
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Generals addicted to prophecy, fortunetelling
An epidemic is sweeping the Realms, laying low warlords of every persuasion. This is no buboe-filled disease of Nurgle’s creation…
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Cost of living increases prompts Pink Horror to de-split
Tough times all around in the Mortal Realms as individuals from all walks of life struggle under an increased cost…
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Krondspine ownership out of reach for struggling warlords
The manifestion of the Krondspine Incarnate, a living symbol of the ferocity of Ghur, has set the Realms aflame, with…
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Authorities warn of hidden ‘Clown Dimension’
Pamphlets have been distributed amongst the mystical covens of the Realms, warning would-be wizards of the dangers of the newly…
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Resplendent daemonic horde faces monochromatic counterpart
Ul’katoosh, Lord of Change, has long been known throughout the Realms not only for their flawless generalship, but also for…
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Special Issue: Skink beats odds, slays metallic daemon
After an apocolyptic series of duels, melees, and catastrophic clashes of wit and skill, the skink chief Ga’in’ga’za has triumphed…
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Builders sued after failing to provide single complete building
After years of letters, threats, and one brief case of military action, the Grand Conclave of Excelsis is taking the…
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