Slaanesh loosens bonds, requests they be re-tied even harder

Alarming news today as we learn that Slaanesh, the Dark Prince of Excess, has begun to loosen their bonds in the secret sub-realm of Uhl-Gysh. However all is not lost, as the Lord of Perfection has reportedly demanded that their captors chain them up even tighter than before.

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Nomadic Mawtribes due to rising house prices, say experts

The roving Warglutts of the Ogor Mawtribes have long posed a significant danger to the Free Cities, in particular the fledgling hamlets being settled by Dawnbringer expeditions. Several studies have been ordered to address the problem, and hopefully discover a strategy to eliminate the threat. The first to be published this morning has come with a surprising conclusion; that the nomadic lifestyle of the Ogor is mostly due to the Realms’ high costs of living.

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Beasts of Chaos reform herds, Bestigor joined by Goodigor and Worstigor.

After several years of scheming and primordial conferences, the Beasts of Chaos have finally agreed on a new structure to be applied across all the Greatfrays. 

Previously the Bestigor reigned supreme amongst the rank-and-file, lording over the regular Gor and dominating the Ungor. However feedback received by the Beastlords indicated that although the top of the ladder was intuitively named, there was no clear differentiator between the lower two ranks. It was this thinking that led to the new system which, in descending order of horn size, now goes Bestigor, Goodigor, Worstigor.

“It’s a very clever system, as Greatfrays go,” confirmed local goat herder and Beastman expert Riyan Kouch. “The beauty of it is the room it allows to expand. I would not be surprised if in the future we see units like Fantasticigor or Notgreatbutnotterribligor taking the field.”

The Worstigors are not particularly happy with the development, indicating that they preferred the previously ambiguous naming regime. They have begun to organise to protest the change, a move which could perhaps threaten civil war amongst the Herds.

Editor’s Note: Tensions have been defused through canny maneuvering by the Great Bray-Shamans. The skirmishers previously known as Ungor Raiders have been renamed Usefuligors, creating a new tier of Gor and taking the wind out of the Worstigors’ revolutionary sails.