Ogors mature Halflings, say experts

Shocking news from the College of Gastrology today as resident academics float their latest theory: an ogor is merely a fully grown halfling.

“We got our start from the study of orruks,” explained lead researcher and Ogor specialist Rel Bitedodger. “It’s common knowledge that the more an Orruk fights the bigger they get, so we thought it made sense to apply the paradigm to other creatures of Destruction.”

Halfling communities are outraged at the news, and have petitioned the College to withdraw what they call outrageous slander. “Just because we love to gorge on food and drink, utilise culinary tools in battle, and have a friendly camaraderie does not make us the same species!” claimed Spokescook Dodgil Doublecake.

The College remains convinced however, and has continued to promulgate their beliefs throughout the populace using several methods. The most popular thus far have been free pamphlets, with such titles as ‘Gluttons From Cradle to Grave’ and ‘Half Of What? The Halflings’ Secret’.

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