Slaaneshi horde drinks to excess, postpones morning battle

Surprising no one, the Hedonites of Slaanesh have once again drunk far too much on the eve of battle. Bedraggled and squinting in the morning light, they have requested a delay in the morning’s clash against their Tzeentchian rivals.

“Too bright, too loud,” explained the resident Lord of Pain. “Which is normally great. But we would much rather nap.”

The situation has not come as a surprise to the forces of Tzeentch opposing them, who were quick to accept the postponement. Rumours that they paid for the Hedonite’s tab the previous night have so far been unsubstantiated.

The battle has now been scheduled for the evening, contingent on the Hedonites finding the mythical Blue Drink.

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