Armchair general astounds, astonishes with strategic insight

Warlords of the Realms have gathered in Azyrheim this week, not for conquest or glory but to study at the feet of the Feuermarshal de Kanap. This lauded general has become quite the celebrity in the military world, despite never actually participating in any battles.

“It’s very simple,” confirmed Kanap. “I’ve read some articles, chatted to friends who have fought battles, stuff like that. People often forget, you don’t actually need experience to be an expert.”

Even experienced military leaders have gained insight from the Feuermarshal, their previously hardwon experience proven wrong with just a few confident words. Sigmar himself has shown an interest, commissioning Kanap to write a strategic treatise that can be distributed among the Stormcast Eternals.

Kanap has the following advice for those seeking to follow his example and become a strategic savant: 

  • Never doubt yourself
  • Always doubt the advice of others (they might be trying to trick you)
  • Never let the experience of others override your own unique insight

Expectations Dashed: Excess mobs of Kruelboyz, Stormcast pillage countryside

The arrival of the Kruelboyz, alongside the Stormcast Eternals meant to fight them, was long anticipated to be a flop. Many citizens of the Realms did not believe that Kragnos could rouse enough Kruelboyz out of their swamps to prove a challenge, nor that Sigmar and Grungni would forge enough Thunderstrike armour to outfit their new Stormcast. Both predictions have been proven horrifically wrong.

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