Surprising many and confusing a few, Freeguild general Reginald the Oblique has made the decision to install magnets in the shoes of all the soldiers under his command.
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Local general fights battles slowly, enrages opponents
To the dismay of colleagues and rivals alike, Lord Medleny IX has achieved the dubious milestone of 100 battles fought while exceeding the time limit.
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Despite the record number of wars and conflicts currently being fought in the Mortal Realms, all is not well within the Orruk Warclans. Many of the greenskins have been laying complaints with their bosses, concerned that some of their opponents are sucking all the fun out of war.
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