Surprising no one, the infamous Mortarch of Night has hit a century of being utterly unfunny. One of his defenders, Flint Heraldor, had this to say:
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After a period of dormancy from the Great Necromancer, Nagash has declared the 31st day of the 10th month to be known as ‘Nagash Day’. Furthermore he has mandated all creatures, whether they be dead or pre-dead, to celebrate through the sharing of sweets and performance of frivolities.
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The Nagishizzar Tax Department, also known as the Ossiarch Bonereapers, has issued a warning to local ogor tribe ‘The Black Snakes’. It appears that instead of giving their regular tithe of bones and other osseous artefacts, they have been eating them instead.
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