Tensions are running high in the War of the Seven Grots as Reginald the Oblique, a Freeguild general known for his eccentricities, has had his army turned away from the front. The reason given by High Command is that the entire force is a shade of pale grey and so doesn’t meet the Freeguild uniform requirements.
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Over the past few years ‘recreational wars’ have become a popular event in the Mortal Realms, with many generals dedicating days of their spare time fighting battles against rival commanders. Although many fight these wars for prestige and honour, a local general has managed to chain together five defeats over a single weekend. They had this to say:
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In an effort to freshen up his appearance, Sigmar Heldenhammer has shaved off his beard and moustache, presenting a younger more beautiful face to the Mortal Realms. Those closest to him however remain unsure.
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