The Order of Azyr has made a shocking discovery in the town of Dunners, rooting out a cult of Nurgle worshippers. However rather than finding a den of plague and disease, the witch hunters have instead discovered a lair of vague annoyance.
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The Azyr Weekly has received a tip-off this morning that a local cultist of Tzeentch, who wishes to remain anonymous, has locked themselves out of their house. They remain in high spirits however, telling all who pass by that ‘It’s all part of the plan’.
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After years of endless hedonism and perversion, Slaanesh-worshippers awoke this morning to find that depravity simply isn’t what it used to be.
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