Surprising no one, the Hedonites of Slaanesh have once again drunk far too much on the eve of battle. Bedraggled and squinting in the morning light, they have requested a delay in the morning’s clash against their Tzeentchian rivals.
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Overturning aeons of accepted dogma, several experts have published a paper declaring that the Blood God is not as wrathful as many first thought. The more likely answer, according to the experts, is that he is simply hungry.
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A major review of the Daughters of Khaine, ordered by Morathi herself, has brought up a significant flaw in the cult; it is unable to operate in any environment with a climate lower than room temperature.
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