Despite assurances that the system could handle any load, excited generals have overwhelmed the ticketing system set up for the upcoming Battle of the Canned Cone.
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Kharadron Code updated, now reads ‘Hakuna Matata’
After a month long conference hosted upon Barak-Nar, the Kharadron Overlords have simplified their Kharadron Code down to a single line; ‘Hakuna Matata’.
Continue reading “Kharadron Code updated, now reads ‘Hakuna Matata’”Daughters of Khaine protest anti-murder laws, claim discrimination
New laws passed in the city of Olheim continue to spur debate, with the loudest protests coming from the Daughters of Khaine. Their temples claim that the new legal code, which abolishes murder, restricts their right to practice their religion.
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