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‘Stop eating your taxes’, complains local Bone Tither

The Nagishizzar Tax Department, also known as the Ossiarch Bonereapers, has issued a warning to local ogor tribe ‘The Black Snakes’. It appears that instead of giving their regular tithe of bones and other osseous artefacts, they have been eating them instead.

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the Editor Article Leave a comment October 23, 2019March 19, 2021 1 Minute

Surging Gotrek populations cause ecological havoc

Over the past age the Realms have been slowly recovering from the Age of Chaos as the forces of Order eradicate the presence of death and decay. What was seen as something of a miracle by many ecologists is now being threatened by the increasing number of Gotrek Gurnissons.

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the Editor Article 1 Comment October 16, 2019August 16, 2021 1 Minute

Special Issue: Demand for war exceeds expectations, overwhelms booking system

Despite assurances that the system could handle any load, excited generals have overwhelmed the ticketing system set up for the upcoming Battle of the Canned Cone.

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the Editor Article Leave a comment October 10, 2019March 19, 2021 1 Minute

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