The Nagishizzar Tax Department, also known as the Ossiarch Bonereapers, has issued a warning to local ogor tribe ‘The Black Snakes’. It appears that instead of giving their regular tithe of bones and other osseous artefacts, they have been eating them instead.
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Surging Gotrek populations cause ecological havoc
Over the past age the Realms have been slowly recovering from the Age of Chaos as the forces of Order eradicate the presence of death and decay. What was seen as something of a miracle by many ecologists is now being threatened by the increasing number of Gotrek Gurnissons.
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Despite assurances that the system could handle any load, excited generals have overwhelmed the ticketing system set up for the upcoming Battle of the Canned Cone.
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