Over the past few years ‘recreational wars’ have become a popular event in the Mortal Realms, with many generals dedicating days of their spare time fighting battles against rival commanders. Although many fight these wars for prestige and honour, a local general has managed to chain together five defeats over a single weekend. They had this to say:
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After months of moping and sulking, Sigmar has finally confided in his closest companions the shocking truth; he feels homesick, and he’s going to do something about it. Work on the time machine has begun in earnest with the greatest minds from across the Realms being called to assist in the Great Project.
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After months of gorging, Ooglak Big Gullet has finally achieved the dream of all ogors; he has achieved a feeling of fullness.
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