The Azyr Weekly has received a tip-off this morning that a local cultist of Tzeentch, who wishes to remain anonymous, has locked themselves out of their house. They remain in high spirits however, telling all who pass by that ‘It’s all part of the plan’.
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Azyr prepares for annual aelf invasion
Preparations are well underway for the most dreaded event of the year; the annual raid by the cruel aelf corsair Santar.
Continue reading “Azyr prepares for annual aelf invasion”Depravity has lost its edge – Slaaneshi cultist
After years of endless hedonism and perversion, Slaanesh-worshippers awoke this morning to find that depravity simply isn’t what it used to be.
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