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‘Just as planned’ – Local cultist locks self out of home

The Azyr Weekly has received a tip-off this morning that a local cultist of Tzeentch, who wishes to remain anonymous, has locked themselves out of their house. They remain in high spirits however, telling all who pass by that ‘It’s all part of the plan’.

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the Editor Article Leave a comment January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 1 Minute

Azyr prepares for annual aelf invasion

Preparations are well underway for the most dreaded event of the year; the annual raid by the cruel aelf corsair Santar.

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the Editor Article Leave a comment December 25, 2019March 19, 2021 1 Minute

Depravity has lost its edge – Slaaneshi cultist

After years of endless hedonism and perversion, Slaanesh-worshippers awoke this morning to find that depravity simply isn’t what it used to be.

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the Editor Article Leave a comment December 18, 2019March 19, 2021 1 Minute

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