Surprising no one, the infamous Mortarch of Night has hit a century of being utterly unfunny. One of his defenders, Flint Heraldor, had this to say:
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A conference of the Azyrite Geological Society this year has been headlined by a controversial paper. Titled The Mountain Walked – An Investigation into Grottish Geology it describes the reported phenomena of a massive carved mountain following a Gloomspite army around the Mortal Realms.
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Tensions are running high in the War of the Seven Grots as Reginald the Oblique, a Freeguild general known for his eccentricities, has had his army turned away from the front. The reason given by High Command is that the entire force is a shade of pale grey and so doesn’t meet the Freeguild uniform requirements.
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