Long thought to be a function of their fungal heritage, orruks are now understood to be green with envy after surveys revealed their immense jealousy of the Azyrite arsenal.
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Bugmansson outed as arms dealer
Loveable seasonal figure Jakkob Bugmansson XI has run into trouble in recent days. Despite his outwardly jolly image focused on bringing seasonal cheer, he has in fact been outed as a key player in the Azyrite war machine.
Continue reading “Bugmansson outed as arms dealer”Slaaneshi horde drinks to excess, postpones morning battle
Surprising no one, the Hedonites of Slaanesh have once again drunk far too much on the eve of battle. Bedraggled and squinting in the morning light, they have requested a delay in the morning’s clash against their Tzeentchian rivals.
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