After several years of scheming and primordial conferences, the Beasts of Chaos have finally agreed on a new structure to be applied across all the Greatfrays.
Previously the Bestigor reigned supreme amongst the rank-and-file, lording over the regular Gor and dominating the Ungor. However feedback received by the Beastlords indicated that although the top of the ladder was intuitively named, there was no clear differentiator between the lower two ranks. It was this thinking that led to the new system which, in descending order of horn size, now goes Bestigor, Goodigor, Worstigor.
“It’s a very clever system, as Greatfrays go,” confirmed local goat herder and Beastman expert Riyan Kouch. “The beauty of it is the room it allows to expand. I would not be surprised if in the future we see units like Fantasticigor or Notgreatbutnotterribligor taking the field.”
The Worstigors are not particularly happy with the development, indicating that they preferred the previously ambiguous naming regime. They have begun to organise to protest the change, a move which could perhaps threaten civil war amongst the Herds.
Editor’s Note: Tensions have been defused through canny maneuvering by the Great Bray-Shamans. The skirmishers previously known as Ungor Raiders have been renamed Usefuligors, creating a new tier of Gor and taking the wind out of the Worstigors’ revolutionary sails.
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