General saves big, assembles army via lucky dip

It was a quiet year for Reginald the Oblique, famed Freeguild general. However he has vowed to set the new year off with a bang, submitting a requisition order for “whatever soldiers you have spare at the moment”, and receiving them at a significant discount.

When we last spoke to Reginald, he was engrossed in sorting out his new army. It was a cavalcade of emotions in the war room as he rejoiced over receiving a pair of Stormdrake, and then despaired over the veritable legion of Doomfire Warlocks he now needed to find stables for.

There was a moment of drama when he found Gordrakk, the Fist of Gork, in his list. Supposedly feeling neglected by his own people, Gordrakk was hoping to make the leap to a faction that would appreciate him. Reginald is supposedly considering the offer, and is weighing up the expected tonnage-per-day of aetherwings it will take to keep Bigteef, the surly greenskin’s mount, fed.

Victory for Sigmar – Expedition Claims Several Inches of Realm Despite Odds

Trumpets sound and crowds cheer in Azyrheim today as news arrives that the 643rd Expedition out of Hammerhal has succeeded in planting a new seed of civilisation, several steps from the city’s front gates.

The expedition faced incredible odds, we can reliably report, with insufficient supplies and a total lack of Stormcast support. Their victory against the wilds was something of a miracle, as their leader Colum d’Toff explained:

“We set out with faith in our hearts and steel in our hands, that cannot be doubted, but Sigmar knows we were up against it. Daemons, orruks, different looking humans, all sorts of barbarity was waiting for us out there. So we decided to set up camp just outside the city walls and think through our options. Once we woke up the next day, Sigmar be praised, we found ourselves in the perfect position to be setting up a new city dedicated to the God-King!”

The magisters of Hammerhal are reportedly not too happy with the development, reacting harshly to reports that the settlers have begun stealing bricks to build their own walls. Reprisals have been stopped by Lord Aventis Firestrike, who is hesitant to roll back such a grand victory for the forces of Order.

Armchair general astounds, astonishes with strategic insight

Warlords of the Realms have gathered in Azyrheim this week, not for conquest or glory but to study at the feet of the Feuermarshal de Kanap. This lauded general has become quite the celebrity in the military world, despite never actually participating in any battles.

“It’s very simple,” confirmed Kanap. “I’ve read some articles, chatted to friends who have fought battles, stuff like that. People often forget, you don’t actually need experience to be an expert.”

Even experienced military leaders have gained insight from the Feuermarshal, their previously hardwon experience proven wrong with just a few confident words. Sigmar himself has shown an interest, commissioning Kanap to write a strategic treatise that can be distributed among the Stormcast Eternals.

Kanap has the following advice for those seeking to follow his example and become a strategic savant: 

  • Never doubt yourself
  • Always doubt the advice of others (they might be trying to trick you)
  • Never let the experience of others override your own unique insight